Horror Jokes

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Horror Jokes

Five word horror story:

Unexpected item in bagging area.

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If you ever feel lonely, just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies.

After a while, you won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I’ve just started to read a horror novel in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.

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I looked out of my living room window yesterday in horror to see a crowd gathered round a crashed motorcyclist.

So I quickly put on my coat and shoes and rushed outside.

Pushed through the crowds shouting β€œlet me through, let me through!”.

I finally managed to get to the front of the crowd.

A woman turned to me and said, β€œOh, thank goodness, are you a doctor?”.

I replied no, but that’s my pizza!

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What’s the difference between a beautiful night and a horror night?

Beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep.

Horror night is...

When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

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Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie?

Like, I was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me β€œHey! Watch It!”.

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A Man was watching TV one day, when all of a sudden he began screaming in terror.

β€œDon’t go in the Church!” he cried. β€œIt’s a trap!”

β€œMom, is Dad watching a horror movie?” his son asked.

β€œNo, dear, he’s watching our wedding video,” the mom replied.

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