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History Jokes


What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?

He didn’t speak English.

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Why were Native Americans in America first?

They had reservations.

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Who invented King Arthur’s Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

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The archaeologist had majored in geology in college...

But he was also a history miner.

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I met my wife while we were working at the same museum.

Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.

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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!”

English teacher: β€œYou mean history.”

Student: β€œDon’t change the subject!”

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My history textbook says that the Pharaoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could’ve just used bricks or something.

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While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, β€œHow old are they?”

The guard replies, β€œThey are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”

β€œThat’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. β€œHow do you know their age so precisely?”

β€œWell,” answers the guard, β€œThe dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”

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Your hairline so far back, I learned about it in history class.

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