Hip Surgery Jokes



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Hip Surgery Jokes


What donโ€™t you want to hear in the middle of surgery?

โ€œWhereโ€™s my watch?โ€

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The orthopedic doctor was feeling a bit patella-tive after a long day of surgeries.

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My orthopedic surgeon has the bone-dacity to tell jokes during surgery.

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She nailed the surgery.

But sheโ€™s still having a few screws loose.

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Why was the hip bone so calm during surgery?

Because it knew everything would be alright.

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What do youย callย a hip bone thatโ€™s late for surgery?

Hip-late.

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How did the hip bone feel after surgery?

Absolutely joint-ful!

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What do you callย a skeleton who just had hip surgery?

Hip-ster!

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Why did the hip bone go to theย coffeeย shop?

Because it needed a little perk-me-up after surgery.

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Why did the orthopedicย surgeonย bring a radio into surgery?

Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.

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Why did the hip surgery patient bring a suit to the hospital?

Because he wanted to be hip and dapper during recovery.

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