Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hip Surgery Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What don’t you want to hear in the middle of surgery?
“Where’s my watch?”
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The orthopedic doctor was feeling a bit patella-tive after a long day of surgeries.
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My orthopedic surgeon has the bone-dacity to tell jokes during surgery.
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She nailed the surgery.
But she’s still having a few screws loose.
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Why was the hip bone so calm during surgery?
Because it knew everything would be alright.
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What do you call a hip bone that’s late for surgery?
Hip-late.
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How did the hip bone feel after surgery?
Absolutely joint-ful!
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What do you call a skeleton who just had hip surgery?
Hip-ster!
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Why did the hip bone go to the coffee shop?
Because it needed a little perk-me-up after surgery.
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Why did the orthopedic surgeon bring a radio into surgery?
Because he wanted to tune into the hip-est station.
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Why did the hip surgery patient bring a suit to the hospital?
Because he wanted to be hip and dapper during recovery.
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