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Hip Replacement Jokes


When the rapper needed surgery, he got a hip-hop replacement.

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What’s a hipster’s favorite type of surgery?

A hip replacement.

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What’s a hip replacement’s favorite type of music?

Hip-hop.

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How does a hip replacement like to relax?

By taking a joint vacation.

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What did one hip replacement say to the other?

“You crack me up!”

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Why was the hip replacement patient always winning at poker?

Because they always had a couple of joints up their sleeve.

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A bar which does hip replacement operations recently opened near to me.

Critics are saying it’s the new hip place to be.

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My grandma got a hip replacement.

My new grandma is a 24-year-old barista and an aspiring artist.

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So a guy goes into the hospital for a hip replacement.

He’s laying in the hospital bed, when another guy walks into the hospital room that looks like he could be his twin brother.

Except this guy is slimmer, wearing a stylish blazer, a sharp hat, a goatee and sunglasses.

“Who are you?” the guy asks.

“I’m your hip replacement.”

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