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Friend A: “What did Helen Keller’s kitchen look like?”
Friend B: “I don’t know.”
Friend A: “She did not know either.”
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Why did Helen Keller’s husband often become upset with her?
Because she just didn’t listen.
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Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes?
Because she can’t hear them anyway!
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What did Helen Keller say to the retail sales person who wanted to help her?
“I’m just looking.”
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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
By moving her bedroom’s furniture around.
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Why did Helen Keller ride a broken bike?
She didn’t see anything wrong with it.
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Helen Keller published 12 books. Her autobiography is particularly inspiring and gives you a new perspective about this world.
The audiobook is absolutely unintelligible though.
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I will not allow anyone to minimize Helen’s accomplishments.
If you say she only became famous due to blind luck, your claim shall fall on deaf ears.
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What did Helen Keller’s parents do when they caught her swearing when she was a child?
They washed her hands with soap.
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Helen Keller was an inspiration.
She was able to learn how to read and write... despite being from Alabama.
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