Big Head Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Head Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Mosquito bites nowadays can cause concussion.
Yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel.
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Why do llamas have such long necks?
To make sure their heads stay on.
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What do you call a llama with his head underwater?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
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“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”
“Don’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”
Boy: “Where’s the shopping bag?”
Mother: “I haven’t got one, use your hat.”
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Your head is so big, when you try to tie your shoes, you flip over.
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Yo head is so big if it were a bowling ball, score a strike every time.
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Yo head is so big, if I shot a basket with yo head it would get stuck in the rim.
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Your head is so big that the rest of your body will never get a tan.
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Your head is so big, the airlines charge you an extra $25 to bring it aboard.
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Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins, so it doesn’t pop.
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Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders...
To hold that absolute mega-size head up.
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Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.
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As a child, a lot of kids would shove things up their noses.
Did you use a bowling ball that they never got out again?
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Your head is so big that when it rains, your body never gets wet.
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