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Head Jokes


You know you’re 50 when you now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head.

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Mosquito bites nowadays can cause concussion.

Yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel.

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Why do llamas have such long necks?

To make sure their heads stay on.

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What do you call a llama with his head underwater?

Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

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Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.

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I’m balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...

I take antidepressants and now I’m never sad!

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β€œAll the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, β€œThey say I have a big head.”

β€œDon’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, β€œYou have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”

Boy: β€œWhere’s the shopping bag?”

Mother: β€œI haven’t got one, use your hat.”

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Your head is so big, when you try to tie your shoes, you flip over.

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Yo head is so big if it were a bowling ball, score a strike every time.

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Yo head is so big, if I shot a basket with yo head it would get stuck in the rim.

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Your head is so big that the rest of your body will never get a tan.

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Your head is so big, the airlines charge you an extra $25 to bring it aboard.

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Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins, so it doesn’t pop.

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Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders...

To hold that absolute mega-size head up.

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Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.

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As a child, a lot of kids would shove things up their noses.

Did you use a bowling ball that they never got out again?

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Your head is so big that when it rains, your body never gets wet.

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What did the girl say to Bald Bill when they were engaged?

She said, β€œGod was generous to you. He gave you a lovely face and room for one more.”

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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man?

β€œYou are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!”

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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

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What did the balding guy and teenager growing a beard have in common?

For them, every hair counts!

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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.

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A balding man was getting a haircut.

The man’s barber said, β€œDo you know what they say if you’re bald in the front?”

Man: β€œNo.”

Barber: β€œThey say you’re a thinker.”

Man: β€œOh?!”

Barber: β€œDo you know what they say if you’re bald in the back?”

Man: β€œNo.”

Barber: β€œThey say you’re a lover.”

The man perked up.

Man: β€œWhat do they say if you’re bald in the front and the back?”

Barber: β€œThat you only think you’re a lover.”

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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?

No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!

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