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Harry Potter Jokes


What is the definition of overcast?

WhenΒ Harry PotterΒ messes up a spell.

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What isΒ Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

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I taught my son speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

With Dementos.

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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

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Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends.

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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

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Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?

Because he was cursing in class.

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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer.

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.

Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think it’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.

I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? How?

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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?

Hairy Potter.

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