Harry Potter Jokes
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I taught my son speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.
I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
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How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
With Dementos.
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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
Why so Sirius?
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Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?
Because he only has followers, not friends.
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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.
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Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class.
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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think it’s a bit unrealistic if you ask me.
I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? How?
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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?
Hairy Potter.
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