Enjoy our team's carefully selected Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Wanda.”
“Wanda, who?”
“Wanda go trick or treating tonight?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Getyur.”
“Getyur, who?”
“Getyur fangs outta my neck!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ooze.”
“Ooze, who?”
“Ooze that monster over there?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witch.”
“Witch, who?”
“Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Frank.”
“Frank, who?”
“Frankenstein!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ivana.”
“Ivana, who?”
“Ivana suck your blood!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witch.”
“Witch, who?”
“Witch one of you will give me my Halloween sweet?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Noah.”
“Noah, who?”
“Know a place I can hide from ghosts?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Venice.”
“Venice, who?”
“Venice Halloween candy coming out?!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sue.”
“Sue, who?”
“Sue-prize! Happy Halloween!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Witches.”
“Witches, who?”
“Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Water.”
“Water, who?”
“Water you doing telling Halloween jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ghost says.”
“Ghost says, who?”
“No, a ghost says booooo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Luke.”
“Luke, who?”
“Luke through the peep hole, it’s gourd-geous!”
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