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Halloween Dad Jokes


Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?

Because all they draw is blood.

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Had an encounter with a dyslexic witch.

I am safe because she couldn’t spell.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop?

Because it’s invisible.

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What is a vampire’s worst fear?

Tooth decay.

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Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?

Because he is all bite and no bark.

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Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?

Because they have spirit.

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Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?

He needed to change.

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Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?

Because they just had their brains scooped out!

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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

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Wanna know why skeletons are so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Get a life!

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What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?

Lazy bones.

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Why don’t people like Dracula?

He’s a pain in the neck.

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Why did the skeleton run away?

Because a dog was after his bones.

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What do dentists hand out at Halloween?

Candy. It’s good for business.

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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in people?

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Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?

Because they’re not whenwolves.

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How did the pumpkin feel after being carved?

Gutted.

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What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

β€œAre you feeling ill?”

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What does for call the moon after a bat flies into it?

A blood moon!

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

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What do you call a witch’s garage?

A broom closet.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you’re a mouse.

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