Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hairline Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft paint.
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Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
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Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline.
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You’re so scary that even your hairline ran a way.
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Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
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I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
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I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
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Your hairline so far back, I learned about it in history class.
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Your hairline goes so far back, even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
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I didn’t know that Covid-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
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What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
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I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$.
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When I saw your hairline I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
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Yo hairline is so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie.
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Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
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Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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