Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hairdresser Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.
She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath.”
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What’s a hairdresser’s favorite Christmas song?
“Oh, comb all ye faithful...”
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Did you hear about the time Bob Marley went to the hairdressers?
He was dreading it.
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Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
Because it had split ends.
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It was hot today and when I went outside I saw a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers.
I thought to myself, “Such a lovely day to have a barber queue.”
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What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdresser?
A middle parting.
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How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
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Did you hear about the hairdresser?
She dyed.
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Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist?
Harry Styles.
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Hairdresser: “Would you like a haircut?”
Boy: “No, I’d like them all cut.”
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