Enjoy our team's carefully selected Haircut Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut.
I said, โWhy are you crying? Iโm the one that has to find a new girlfriend.โ
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marleyโs head.
โHow you like it?โ asked the barber.
โReal fine,โ said the redneck. โBut how about making it a little longer in the back?โ
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The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he canโt get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When heโs finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave heโd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, โJust bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.โ
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The manโs barber said, โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the front?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a thinker.โ
Man: โOh?!โ
Barber: โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the back?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a lover.โ
The man perked up.
Man: โWhat do they say if youโre bald in the front and the back?โ
Barber: โThat you only think youโre a lover.โ
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I saw a ghost at the hair salon. Can you guess what she was doing?
Getting a scare-cut!
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