Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hair Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marleyโs head.
โHow you like it?โ asked the barber.
โReal fine,โ said the redneck. โBut how about making it a little longer in the back?โ
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The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.
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You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said to him, โIโll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.โ
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, โSon, Iโm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, youโve studied your Bible diligently, but you didnโt get hair cut!โ
The young man waited a moment and replied, โYou know Dad, Iโve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.โ
His father replied, โYes son, and they walked everywhere they went!โ
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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
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Yoโ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he canโt get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When heโs finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave heโd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, โJust bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.โ
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The manโs barber said, โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the front?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a thinker.โ
Man: โOh?!โ
Barber: โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the back?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a lover.โ
The man perked up.
Man: โWhat do they say if youโre bald in the front and the back?โ
Barber: โThat you only think youโre a lover.โ
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What is one of the major advantages of being a bald person?
No matter what happens they can never be to blame for hair on the food!
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I saw a ghost at the hair salon. Can you guess what she was doing?
Getting a scare-cut!
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