Jokes on Gym
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I just joined a gym for religious minorities.
Jehovah’s Fitness.
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Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?
He was trying to learn how to define muscle.
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There’s a great new machine at my gym.
I felt sick after I’d used it for an hour, but it’s got everything: Doritos, Snickers, Mountain Dew...
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What do you call someone who’s really into stationary biking?
A cyclepath.
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I said to the gym teacher, “Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
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I just saw real, a real idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
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I’ve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still don’t have abs.
It sucks being the cleaner.
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I go to the gym religiously.
About twice a year, around holidays.
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I’m like a ninja at the gym.
Because you’ll never see me there.
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I don’t hate leg day.
It’s the two days after I can’t stand.
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It’s been six months since I joined the gym, and still no progress!
I’m going there in-person tomorrow to see what’s going on.
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”
He said, “Try the ATM outside.”
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I went to the gym to work out, and a group of buff guys walked past me and called me a fat loser.
Technically, they were right, because I lost a lot of fat.
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The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened?
It didn’t work out.
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What does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts?
“I donut care anymore.”
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