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I just joined a gym for religious minorities.
Jehovahβs Fitness.
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Why did the bodybuilder read the dictionary?
He was trying to learn how to define muscle.
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Thereβs a great new machine at my gym.
I felt sick after Iβd used it for an hour, but itβs got everything: Doritos, Snickers, Mountain Dew...
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What do you call someone whoβs really into stationary biking?
A cyclepath.
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I said to the gym teacher, βCan you teach me to do the splits?β
He said, βHow flexible are you?β
I said, βI canβt make Tuesdays.β
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I just saw real, a real idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
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Iβve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still donβt have abs.
It sucks being the cleaner.
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I go to the gym religiously.
About twice a year, around holidays.
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Iβm like a ninja at the gym.
Because youβll never see me there.
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I donβt hate leg day.
Itβs the two days after I canβt stand.
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Itβs been six months since I joined the gym, and still no progress!
Iβm going there in-person tomorrow to see whatβs going on.
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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, βI want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?β
He said, βTry the ATM outside.β
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I went to the gym to work out, and a group of buff guys walked past me and called me a fat loser.
Technically, they were right, because I lost a lot of fat.
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The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend, guess what happened?
It didnβt work out.
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What does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts?
βI donut care anymore.β
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