Enjoy our team's carefully selected Guitarist Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a Guitarist’s Favorite Snack?
String cheese.
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What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a folk guitarist?
A rock guitarist can play all night without tuning, and folk guitarist can tune all night without playing.
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What’s a guitarist’s favor type of cheese?
Shredded cheese.
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How many bass guitarists do you need to change a lightbulb?
One. But the guitarist has to show him how to do it first.
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Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.
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How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. 1 to change the lightbulb and the other 9 to say “I could do that”.
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What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.
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Guitar tuner: “Hi, I’m here to tune your bass guitar.”
Guy: “I didn’t call a guitar tuner.”
Guitar tuner: “Yeah, I know, but the neighbors called.”
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What a strange morning.
First, I find a hat full of money in the street.
And then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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I bought a guitar made out of diamond.
Now I can play some hard rock.
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