Guitarist Jokes



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Guitarist Jokes


What is a Guitarist’s Favorite Snack?

String cheese.

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What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a folk guitarist?

A rock guitarist can play all night without tuning, and folk guitarist can tune all night without playing.

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What’s a guitarist’s favor type of cheese?

Shredded cheese.

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How many bass guitarists do you need to change a lightbulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him how to do it first.

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Why are bass guitarists always safe?

Because they stay out of treble.

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How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. 1 to change the lightbulb and the other 9 to say β€œI could do that”.

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What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?

A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.

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Guitar tuner: β€œHi, I’m here to tune your bass guitar.”

Guy: β€œI didn’t call a guitar tuner.”

Guitar tuner: β€œYeah, I know, but the neighbors called.”

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What a strange morning.

First, I find a hat full of money in the street.

And then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!

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I bought a guitar made out of diamond.

Now I can play some hard rock.

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