Guitar Player Jokes



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Guitar Player Jokes


How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?

All of them, evidently.

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How do you know someone is a good guitar player?

He’ll tell you.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to do it, and four to say β€œI can do that”.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player’s arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I’ve been having trouble playing it.

I guess I can’t complain though, it’s not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached.

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What a strange morning.

First, I find a hat full of money in the street.

And then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

The judge asks her, β€œFirst offender?”

She says, β€œNo, first a Gibson then a Fender.”

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I bought a guitar made out of diamond.

Now I can play some hard rock.

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