Enjoy our team's carefully selected Guitar Player Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
All of them, evidently.
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How do you know someone is a good guitar player?
He’ll tell you.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to do it, and four to say “I can do that”.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player’s arm?
A tattoo.
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What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I’ve been having trouble playing it.
I guess I can’t complain though, it’s not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached.
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What a strange morning.
First, I find a hat full of money in the street.
And then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, “First offender?”
She says, “No, first a Gibson then a Fender.”
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I bought a guitar made out of diamond.
Now I can play some hard rock.
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