Green Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Green Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is small, square and green?
A small green square.
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role.
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Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?
He was a green bean.
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Why was the green bean ashamed?
It saw the cranberry dressing.
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What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
“Are you feeling ill?”
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What do you get if you cross a martian with a golf score?
A little green bogey.
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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon pi.
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Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they’ll change it back.
It’s only a phase, after all.
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My sinus infection is really getting into the Christmas Spirit.
It’s all coming out green and red.
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What is green, white, and red all over?
An elf with a sunburn.
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What is green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles!
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What’s black and white and green in the middle?
Two zebras, fighting over a pickle.
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What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
They’re not ripe yet.
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Daisy: “Why do you have two different colored socks on? One’s blue, but the other is green.”
Little Johnny: “I’m not sure. It’s weird. There was another pair exactly like this one at home.”
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