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Johnny was a preschool student who did not know grammar or math very well.
While in class, his teacher asked, “What’s 2+2?”
Johnny answered, “I four-get.”
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Why is nostalgia like grammar?
We find the present tense and the past perfect.
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Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: I ain’t had no fun in months.
“Now, how should I correct this sentence?” asks the teacher.
“Get a new boyfriend,” said Little Johnny.
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The English teacher in India.
Teacher: “Tell me a sentence that starts with an ‘I’.”
Student: “I is the...”
Teacher: “Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. Always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.”
Student: “OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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My English teacher asked if I could explain brevity better.
“Short answer – no. Long answer – yes.”
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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
English teacher: “You mean history.”
Student: “Don’t change the subject!”
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English teacher: “Give me the opposite of this sentence: Children in the dark make mistakes.”
Student: “Mistakes in the dark make children.”
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What do English teachers do on Reddit?
Edit grammar.
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