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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Red Bull and jumped out of a plane.

For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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Your Momma is so fat she takes her picture with Google Earth.

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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won’t be able to find you.

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Facts about Google users:

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.

The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

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When you have a question, you check with Google.

When Google has a question, they check with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris has a question, everybody better run!

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April 5th. National Read a Map Day.

Got an email from Google Earth proudly stating that they can read maps backwards.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s just spam.”

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Why does Spider-Man get so frustrated with the World Wide Web?

Because Google thinks his name is Spiderman, not Spider-Man!

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œYah.”

β€œYah, who?”

β€œNo thanks, I use Bing or Google.”

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