Enjoy our team's carefully selected Goofy Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Mickey was walking home one day and saw Goofy also walking home, except Goofy was carrying his bicycle.
Mickey asked, “Goofy, why are you carrying your bicycle?”
Goofy replied, “Because it is too tired to walk.”
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Why did Goofy feel sad for his calendar?
He heard its days were numbered.
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What time did Goofy have a dentist appointment?
Tooth Hurty.
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Minnie came out of her room after changing for a dinner party. Goofy was there.
Minnie asked, “Goofy, how do I look?”
Goofy replied, “Like everyone else, with your eyes!”
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When I went to the doctor, I said, “Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.”
He replied, “How long have you been getting these Disney spells?”
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Why do people go to Disneyland?
So they can get a little Goofy.
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I auditioned for the role of Mickey Mouse, but I didn’t get the part.
The director said I was too Goofy.
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Mickey Mouse was arrested for identity theft.
He was charged with being Goofy.
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Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?
She was feeling Goofy at the time.
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