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Golfer Jokes


The young man, as he was golfing alone, not being able to say no, allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ballβ€”and directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, β€œYou know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk, and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, β€œOf course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only three feet tall.”

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What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?

The bogeyman.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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I’m a scratch golfer.

Every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head and wonder where it went.

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Golfer: β€œDo you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: β€œYes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

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Why do golfers love donuts?

Always a hole-in-one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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