Enjoy our team's carefully selected Golf Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The bogeyman.
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Did you hear about the Mexican that got shot at the golf course?
It was a hole in Juan.
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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
FORE!
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I’m a scratch golfer.
Every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
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My wife complained about my obsession with golf.
I asked her if it was driving a wedge between us.
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Why are all mini golf players depressed?
They have no drive.
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How Chuck Norris plays golf?
He stares at the ball and the ball goes into the hole to hide.
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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
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Why was it difficult for planets to play golf?
They spotted many black holes.
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What do you get if you cross a martian with a golf score?
A little green bogey.
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Why are donuts good at playing golf?
They always have a hole in one!
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Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
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Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts?
Because there was a hole-in-one.
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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course?
The players don’t yell “Fore!” they yell “$3.99!”.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
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