Enjoy our team's carefully selected Glasses Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the eyeglasses walk into the classroom quietly?
They didn’t want to make a spectacle.
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I had to give up my glasses after they started causing more drama than a pair of celebrity spectacles.
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I broke my glasses and couldn’t see anything.
But then I realized it was just a broken spectacle illusion.
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The glasses on the table were feeling neglected, so I gave them a spectacle of attention.
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I didn’t wear my glasses to the party because I wanted to make a spectacle of myself.
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Why was the glasses so expensive?
Because they were designer spectacles.
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My father quietly retired from his job as an eyeglass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
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He was seeing the world through blue-tinted glasses.
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You know you’re 50 when that come hither look you used to have in your eyes just doesn’t look as enticing through your bifocals.
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Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#.
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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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My grandma is in her 90’s and she still doesn’t need glasses.
She just drinks straight out of the bottle.
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Why shouldn’t you wear glasses as you get older?
You won’t see wrinkles when you look in the mirror. Everything looks nice and smooth.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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It was so cold that the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
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I’ll never forget this solar eclipse, it’ll forever be seared into my mind...
...and retinas. I really should’ve worn some glasses.
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I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take.
Don’t get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I known it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.
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Whenever I see a man with a beard, mustache and glasses, I think
“There’s a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.”
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because the class was so bright!
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What does the sun drink out of?
Sun-glasses.
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