Jokes About Girlfriends
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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.
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Boy: “Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?”
Girl: “No, I have a boyfriend.”
Boy: “But I’m gay, can I have the number now?”
Girl: “Oh, okay! Here’s the number.”
Boy: “Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”
Girl: “That’s my boyfriend’s number.”
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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!”
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit, Ginger!”
Once again the woman smiled and thought, “Yes!”
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”
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Boyfriend: “Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?”
Girlfriend: “It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?”
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Girl: “What if a boy hugs me?”
Mom: “Say ‘don’t’.”
Girl: “What if he kisses me?”
Mom: “Say ‘stop’.”
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON’T STOP!
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Friend 1: “Does she have a boyfriend?”
Friend 2: “Yes, a cute, strong and clever one.”
Friend 1: “What’s the name?”
Friend 2: “John, Michael and Bill.”
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The other day my friend messaged by saying, “Bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.”
I told him to combine them.
He replied, “Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
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One time I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message.
30 seconds later I heard my uncle crying in the next room...
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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
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What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million-dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?
You wake up.
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My girlfriend has an OnlyFans account and it’s doing really well.
I just have to figure out how to break the news to her.
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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,... she’s imaginary.
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