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Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes


Short GF BF Jokes in English



I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars...

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back.

I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.

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The hardest part about working from home is the distractions, my girlfriend never stops talking to me while I’m on my PlayStation.

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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend, β€œWhat gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?”

β€œWell, I don’t know” she answers shyly.

β€œOK, that I give you another year to think about it...”

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Boy: β€œHey Beautiful, Can I have your number?”

Girl: β€œNo, I have a boyfriend.”

Boy: β€œBut I’m gay, can I have the number now?”

Girl: β€œOh, okay! Here’s the number.”

Boy: β€œThanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!”

Girl: β€œThat’s my boyfriend’s number.”

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Boyfriend: β€œDo you think my salary is sufficient for you?”

Girlfriend: β€œIt’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?”

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Girl: β€œWhat if a boy hugs me?”

Mom: β€œSay β€˜don’t’.”

Girl: β€œWhat if he kisses me?”

Mom: β€œSay β€˜stop’.”

The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON’T STOP!

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Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25.

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26.

So if you’re single it’s ok, maybe he’s just not born yet.

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Perfect Boyfriend:

Β· Does not drink.

Β· Does not smoke.

Β· Does not cheat.

Β· Does not exist.

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β€œDoes she have a boyfriend?”

β€œYes, a cute, strong and clever one.”

β€œWhat’s the name?”

β€œJohn, Michael and Bill.”

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A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house.

His mother had Puritan principles.

The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice.

β€œMom, can I escort Helen?”

The girl, waiting to hear a cold-hearted β€œno”, she surprised hears.

β€œSure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!”

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My boyfriend and I broke up.

He wanted to get married... I didn’t want him to.

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Boy: β€œHey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend.”

Girl: β€œI have a boyfriend.”

Boy: β€œI have a math test tomorrow.”

Girl: β€œWhat does that have to do with anything?”

Boy: β€œI thought we were listing things we could cheat on.”

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Made gluten-free spaghetti for dinner.

When I asked my boyfriend why he wasn’t eating it, he said, β€œIt’s not real spaghetti. It’s an impasta.”

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Girlfriend: β€œOur new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”

Boyfriend: β€œHow can I? I don’t even know her.”

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What did the butcher say to his girlfriend on their first date?

β€œNice to meat you.”

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My boyfriend just broke up with me over video games...

What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house.

I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.

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My boyfriend said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

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My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh harder.

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A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.

He replies, β€œI forgot my wallet.”

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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, β€œI love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.

To which the girlfriend replied, β€œThat’s not very much at all!”

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Got an ice cream for my girlfriend.

Best trade I ever made.

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My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut.

I said, β€œWhy are you crying? I’m the one that has to find a new girlfriend.”

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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My friend: β€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.”

Me: β€œHey babe, what do you wanna eat?”

Her: β€œNothing.”

Me: Flies to Africa.

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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.

What a Joker.

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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.

She said, β€œYes!”

I said, β€œGood, because I’m breaking up with you.”

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A teenage boy asks a girl out to prom and she says yes.

So he goes to the tuxedo shop, and there’s a huge line of people there, so he waits for 30 minutes, then an hour, and he finally gets his tuxedo.

Then, he needs to rent a limo, to look nice and formal and everything, so he walks into the limo rental shop, and again, there’s a huge line, so he waits for 30 minutes and then an hour goes by, then 2, and he finally gets his limo.

On the night of the prom, he pulls up to her house with the limo, and she gets in, and on their way to the prom building, a huge traffic jam happens! So they wait, and then 30 minutes go by, then an hour, and they finally arrive at the building!

So they walk in, take some pictures, and dance for a bit, and after a while, the girl asks, β€œHey can you get us some punch?”

So the boy walks over to the punch bowl and guess what?

There’s no punch-line.

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Romantic Jokes for Girlfriend in English



We’re not socks.

But I think we’d make a great pair.

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Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?

You got to let that mango.

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Feel my shirt.

It’s boyfriend material.

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I think I am going to need knee surgery.

Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.

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The doctor took an x-ray of my heart and almost fainted.

Frightened, he asked me what happened.

I told him, β€œDon’t worry; I gave my heart to you. That’s why it’s missing.”

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β€œI think there’s something wrong with your lips.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œThey’re not kissing mine!”

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β€œThere’s something wrong with this dictionary.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œThey spelled β€˜love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”

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I think you are suffering...

From a lack of vitamin me.

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You are just like my car.

You drive me crazy.

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You are like my asthma.

You just take my breath away.

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I love you with all my butt.

I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.

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You are like dandruff because I just can not get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

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Hey girl, are you an angler fish?

Because you are the light in my darkness.

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A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip.

Will you be my new one?

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Jokes for Boyfriend Over Text



Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?

Because she needed some space.

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I was perusing the shelves at a toy store when a customer asked an employee where the video game section was.

After pointing it out, the employee asked, β€œIs there anything specific you’re looking for?”

β€œYes,” said the customer. β€œMy boyfriend.”

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Girlfriend: β€œOh my god, it smells like upsexy in here!”

Boyfriend: β€œWhat’s up sexy?”

Girlfriend: β€œOh nothing much, you?”

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I’m not buying this sweater.

It’s made of ex-boyfriend material.

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Girlfriend: β€œDo you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”

Boyfriend: β€œYes, February 14th.”

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Boyfriend: β€œI love you.”

Girlfriend: β€œIs that you or the wine talking?”

Boyfriend: β€œIt’s me talking to the wine.”

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Relationships are a lot like algebra.

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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I want to be the reason who makes you look down at your phone and smile...

And then walk into a pole...

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Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?

Because he was toxic!

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Cute Puns to Say to Your Boyfriend



Are you from Paris?

Because Eiffel for you.

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I’m sure you could donate blood to me, because you’re just my type!

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What do love and fatty foods have in common?

They both go straight for your heart!

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What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day?

His heart! (Well, not his.)

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Our love is a fruit salad!

We are a great pear and I cherryish you.

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I love your sweater.

I think it’s made out of spouse material.

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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?

β€œI love you a watt!”

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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.

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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

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You are my Soil-mate!

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

β€œI love you with all my art!”

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How did the telephone boyfriend propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk.

How dairy.

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You make me hap-pea.

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What did one boat say to the other boat?

Are you interested in a little row-mance?

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Knock Knock Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend



Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIvana.”

β€œIvana, who?”

β€œIvana kiss your lips.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œWater.”

β€œWater, who?”

β€œWater you doing tonight?”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œYa.”

β€œYa, who?”

β€œAww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œOlive.”

β€œOlive, who?”

β€œOlive you, and I don’t care who knows it.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œA loan.”

β€œA loan, who?”

β€œI can’t wait to get you a loan.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œGopher.”

β€œGopher, who?”

β€œGopher me, obviously.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œWire.”

β€œWire, who?”

β€œWire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œPolice.”

β€œPolice who?”

β€œPolice tell me I’m your type!”

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Flirty Jokes for Boyfriend



You must secretly be a nuclear technician because you’re both radiant and glowing!

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Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life?

I already gave my heart to you.

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β€œI don’t think we can go in here.”

β€œWhy not?”

β€œLook at that sign! (points to the no-smoking sign). They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”

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β€œI thought up an acronym to describe you.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œABCDEFGHIJK.”

β€œWTF does that stand for?”

β€œAmazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.”

β€œWhat about the JK?”

β€œJust kidding!”

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On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9... and I’m the 1 you need.

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I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?

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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

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Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-rito.

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Is your dad an alien because you’re out of this world?

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Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

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You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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Long Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes



Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island.

She and some regular guy are the only two survivors.

They make the best of their situation, scavenge what supplies they can from the plane, and try to keep going.

They build a little hut on the beach and β€” both of them having certain β€œneeds” β€” eventually start hooking up.

This keeps going as months turn into years and they fall in love.

One day she notices he looks depressed.

Scarlett says to him, β€œListen, that plane crash was the best thing that ever happened to me because it means that the two of us are together. If there is anything at all I can do to cheer you up, please let me know.”

He tells her, β€œActually, there is something. Put on a set of my clothes and tuck your hair up under one of my hats. Rub mud on your face so it looks like a beard and start walking down the beach.”

Scarlett thinks this is weird but, wanting to make him happy, goes along with it.

Once she gets about 200 yards down she turns around and sees her boyfriend running up to her shouting, β€œBRO! BRO! You’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!”

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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, β€œGinger!”

The woman thought, β€œThis is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, β€œDammit, Ginger!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought, β€œYes!”

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, β€œDammit, Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, β€œPlease come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, β€œWhat is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, β€œAccording to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, β€œFirst of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, β€œSecond, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh, β€œlet’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’

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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, β€œDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.”

After dinner, George’s dad took him aside, β€œSon, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she’s a wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.”

β€œSusan is actually your half sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.”

George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.

A year later he came home and very proudly announced, β€œDiane said yes! We’re getting married in June.”

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news, β€œDiane is your half sister too, George. I’m awfully sorry about this.”

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

β€œDad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” he complained. β€œEvery time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.”

β€œHee hee,” his mother chuckled, shaking her head, β€œDon’t pay any attention to what he says. He’s not really your father.”

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A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate.

During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, β€œI know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, β€œEver since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?”

He said, β€œWell I doubt it, but l'll email her just to be sure!”

He sat down and wrote:

Dear mom,

After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing. I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love

Your son

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love

Mom

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„





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