Jokes About Giraffes

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Giraffe Jokes

The worst part about being a giraffe...

Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

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What’s green and hangs from trees?

Giraffe snot.

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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A six-foot toothbrush.

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You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe beside you, and you’re being chased by a lion. What do you do?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel!

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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.

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Student: “503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?”

Teacher: “502.”

Student: “How do you put an elephant in a fridge?”

Teacher: “No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!”

Student: “Just open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.”

Student: “How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”

Teacher: “Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.”

Student: “No! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.”

Student: “The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?”

Teacher: “The lion?”

Student: “No! The giraffe because he’s in a fridge.”

Student: “Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?”

Teacher: “Sally stepped on the alligator's mouth?”

Student: “The gators are at the party.”

Student: “But Sally dies anyway. Why?”

Teacher: “She drowned?!”

Student: “No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.”

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