Enjoy our team's carefully selected Giraffe Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The worst part about being a giraffe...
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when youโre sinking into quicksand.
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Whatโs green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A six-foot toothbrush.
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Youโre riding a horse full speed, thereโs a giraffe beside you, and youโre being chased by a lion. What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel!
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Student: โ503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?โ
Teacher: โ502.โ
Student: โHow do you put an elephant in a fridge?โ
Teacher: โNo you canโt fit an elephant in a fridge!โ
Student: โJust open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.โ
Student: โHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?โ
Teacher: โOpen the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.โ
Student: โNo! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.โ
Student: โThe Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?โ
Teacher: โThe lion?โ
Student: โNo! The giraffe because heโs in a fridge.โ
Student: โSally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?โ
Teacher: โSally stepped on the alligator's mouth?โ
Student: โThe gators are at the party.โ
Student: โBut Sally dies anyway. Why?โ
Teacher: โShe drowned?!โ
Student: โNo! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.โ
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