Ghost Jokes



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Ghost Jokes


What motorbikes do ghosts prefer?

A boocati.

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What’s a fat ghost’s biggest fear of physical therapists?

Being exercised.

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Which store you shouldn’t enter on Friday the 13th?

The ghost-ery store.

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What do you call a dead flamingo?

A flamin-ghost.

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What legend haunts the land of Sushi?

The ghost of Sushima.

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Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?

It dampens their spirits!

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

β€œHoly cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, β€œYou scared us half to deathβ€”we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”

β€œThose fools!” the old man grumbled. β€œThey misspelled my name!”

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Doctor: β€œWho’s my next patient?”

Nurse: β€œMr. Ghost.”

Doctor: β€œTell him I can’t see right now.”

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What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?

Spook-hetti!

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What do ghosts use to do their makeup?

Vanishing cream.

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Why can’t two ghosts make out?

They go right through each other.

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Why hasn’t anyone ever seen ghost poop?

Because it’s invisible.

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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I-Scream!

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What does a panda ghost eat?

Bam-BOO!

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What is in a ghost’s nose?

Boo-gers.

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

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Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?

Because they have spirit.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Get a life!

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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in people?

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I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla.

Ice creamed!

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I met a ghost at the supermarket, guess what she was buying?

A scare spray.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œIce cream every time I see a ghost!”

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Why are ghosts terrible liars?

You can see right through them!

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