Getting Older Jokes



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Getting Older Jokes


A woman told her friend, β€œI feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.”

She said, β€œSo, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.”

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One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends, they can’t remember them either!

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You know you’re old when you walk into the antique store, and they try to sell you.

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Every year on my birthday, I remember...

That I’m one year closer to being back in diapers.

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Why shouldn’t you wear glasses as you get older?

You won’t see wrinkles when you look in the mirror. Everything looks nice and smooth.

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How do you know you’re old?

It’s your birthday, and there are more candles than cake.

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My dad always said there are two ways you know that you’re getting old.

The first is that you start to forget things. I can never remember the second one.

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My grandad is getting old and he’s starting to have a hard time with all the stares.

It’s his own fault, I told him not to get that face tattoo.

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Getting old certainly has its benefits.

Every birthday party is a surprise birthday party when you reach 80 years of age.

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You know you’re getting old when a lady wants you to pay for her implants.

She means dental implants.

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