Geometry Jokes



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Geometry Jokes


What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other?

Geometrick.

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Why was the teacher late for school on Teachers’ Day?

She took the Rhombus.

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What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?

β€œLet’s try a different angle.”

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What did the linguistics professor fail Geometry?

He was really bad a translating!

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My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.

Polly gone.

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In a place without geometry...

Life is pointless.

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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

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I don’t mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts...

That’s where I draw the line.

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Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?

Because she sprained her angle!

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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.

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Teacher: β€œLittle Johnny, give me a sentence using the word β€˜geometry’.”

Little Johnny: β€œA little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, β€˜Gee, I’m a tree!’.”

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What is a math teacher’s favorite tree?

Geometry.

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