Enjoy our team's carefully selected Geometry Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other?
Geometrick.
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Why was the teacher late for school on Teachers’ Day?
She took the Rhombus.
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What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?
“Let’s try a different angle.”
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What did the linguistics professor fail Geometry?
He was really bad a translating!
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My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.
Polly gone.
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In a place without geometry...
Life is pointless.
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler!
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I don’t mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts...
That’s where I draw the line.
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Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word ‘geometry’.”
Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, ‘Gee, I’m a tree!’.”
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What is a math teacher’s favorite tree?
Geometry.
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