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Geology rocks, but geography is where itโs at.
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How did the geography student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
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A mother noticed her little daughter praying.
โPlease, God,โ the little girl kept saying, โBless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.โ
โWhy did you make such as strange request?โ the mother asked.
โBecause thatโs what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!โ
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โItโs clear,โ said the teacher, โthat you havenโt studied your geography. Whatโs your excuse?โ
โWell, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down.โ
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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or youโre geography!โ
English teacher: โYou mean history.โ
Student: โDonโt change the subject!โ
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My girlfriend asked me, โWhen we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?โ
I told her, โDonโt be silly. It would take ages to get there.โ
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Teacher: โJohn, show us where North America is.โ
John: โHere it is.โ
Teacher: โGood! Now, class, who discovered North America?โ
Class: โJohn!โ
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Whatโs closer, France or the Moon?
The Moon, obviously! You canโt see France from here!
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.
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My friend: โMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.โ
Me: โHey babe, what do you wanna eat?โ
Her: โNothing.โ
Me: Flies to Africa.
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