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Geography Jokes


Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.

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How did the geography student drown?

His grades were below C-level.

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A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

β€œPlease, God,” the little girl kept saying, β€œBless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.”

β€œWhy did you make such as strange request?” the mother asked.

β€œBecause that’s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!”

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β€œIt’s clear,” said the teacher, β€œthat you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

β€œWell, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down.”

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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!”

English teacher: β€œYou mean history.”

Student: β€œDon’t change the subject!”

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My girlfriend asked me, β€œWhen we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”

I told her, β€œDon’t be silly. It would take ages to get there.”

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Teacher: β€œJohn, show us where North America is.”

John: β€œHere it is.”

Teacher: β€œGood! Now, class, who discovered North America?”

Class: β€œJohn!”

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What’s closer, France or the Moon?

The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.

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My friend: β€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.”

Me: β€œHey babe, what do you wanna eat?”

Her: β€œNothing.”

Me: Flies to Africa.

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