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Geography Jokes


Geology rocks, but geography is where itโ€™s at.

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How did the geography student drown?

His grades were below C-level.

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A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

โ€œPlease, God,โ€ the little girl kept saying, โ€œBless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.โ€

โ€œWhy did you make such as strange request?โ€ the mother asked.

โ€œBecause thatโ€™s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!โ€

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โ€œItโ€™s clear,โ€ said the teacher, โ€œthat you havenโ€™t studied your geography. Whatโ€™s your excuse?โ€

โ€œWell, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down.โ€

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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or youโ€™re geography!โ€

English teacher: โ€œYou mean history.โ€

Student: โ€œDonโ€™t change the subject!โ€

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My girlfriend asked me, โ€œWhen we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?โ€

I told her, โ€œDonโ€™t be silly. It would take ages to get there.โ€

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Teacher: โ€œJohn, show us where North America is.โ€

John: โ€œHere it is.โ€

Teacher: โ€œGood! Now, class, who discovered North America?โ€

Class: โ€œJohn!โ€

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Whatโ€™s closer, France or the Moon?

The Moon, obviously! You canโ€™t see France from here!

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Yo mama so tall she tripped in America and landed in Australia.

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My friend: โ€œMy girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico.โ€

Me: โ€œHey babe, what do you wanna eat?โ€

Her: โ€œNothing.โ€

Me: Flies to Africa.

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