Enjoy our team's carefully selected Game Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
If you are wondering about a peach’s favorite game.
It’s peach ball.
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Why was the hip replacement patient always winning at poker?
Because they always had a couple of joints up their sleeve.
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What’s Uranus’s favorite game?
Twister, it’s always spinning!
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Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
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How do you get a D&D player to go out with you?
You ask them for a d8.
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Some people say rolling dice for stats in D&D is old-fashioned and outdated.
But I think it builds character.
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What is a DnD cleric’s favorite car manufacturer?
Ford, because I’ve never seen a cleric without their focus.
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An ant approaches an elephant and asks, “Would you like to play?”
“Sure,” replies the elephant.
“So, what’s your favorite game?” the ant inquires.
“Squash,” says the elephant.
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Why do British people love playing chess?
Coz no one can kill their Queen.
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Why was Michael Jackson bad at chess?
He couldn’t decide if he was black or white.
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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
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I’ve got a new job at the chess factory.
I’m on knights next week.
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes, and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at guac-a-mole.
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Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?
He was a green bean.
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My best mates and I played a game of hiding and seek.
It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.
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What board game do they love to play in space?
Moon-opoly!
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Guess what happened to the man who played board games all his life?
He got bored with playing games!
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