Fruits Puns and Hilarious Fruit Jokes

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Fruit Jokes

Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen before.

Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across at her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”

“Why not?”

“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

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Why don’t blondes eat bananas?

They can’t find the zipper.

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Broccoli: “Hey, I look like a tree.”

Mushroom: “Wow, I look just like an umbrella.”

Walnut: “I look exactly like a brain.”

Banana: “Man, can we change the topic please?”

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Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting, “GIVE US YER LOOT”?

They were both blonds.

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How come “you’re a peach” is a complement, but “you’re bananas” is an insult?

Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate”.

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