Enjoy our team's carefully selected Frog Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
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What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
Croaky bacon.
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”
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How did the chocolate frog sneak into Hogwarts?
It used the invisibility croak.
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Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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What do you get if a frog eats a mushroom?
A toadstool.
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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.”
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.
He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.
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A man in a French restaurant asks the waiter, “Do you have frog legs?”
The waiter looks offended, “No, I’ve always walked like that!”
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