Friendship Jokes



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Friendship Jokes


Friend: β€œI don’t want to bore you with my problems...”

Me: β€œAwesome, thank you!”

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I’m changing my name to Benefits on Facebook.

Next time someone adds me, It will say β€œYou are now friends with Benefits”.

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My best mates and I played a game of hiding and seek.

It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.

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I was always told you lose a lot of friends after deciding to better yourself.

I never believed it until all of my friends disappeared after I started taking my schizophrenia medication.

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Why doesn’t summer have any friends?

Because it’s not cool enough.

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Chocolate is like guns.

If you pull it out in school, then everybody is suddenly your friend.

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Who should be your best friend at school?

Your princi-pal!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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Yo mama so scary you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

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Why don’t mummies have friends?

Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.

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