Enjoy our team's carefully selected Friday the 13th Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What happens when you propose to someone blind on Friday the 13th?
They tell you that they are seeing someone else.
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Why was the killer relentlessly killing fat people on Friday the 13th?
He wanted to be a mass murderer.
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Which store you shouldn’t enter on Friday the 13th?
The ghost-ery store.
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What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?
Check your bank account.
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You shouldn’t be superstitious about Friday the 13th.
It brings bad luck.
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Student: “Teacher, is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?“
Teacher: “Of course. Why should that day be an exception?”
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The worst thing about Friday the 13th is Monday the 16th.
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A blonde and a brunette are in a car. Brunette: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
Blonde: “I hope it’s not the 13th.”
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What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th?
By their names.
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