Fox Jokes

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Fox Jokes

A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army. Neither of the 3 are very happy about it, and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam.

As they are waiting in line at the doctor’s office, their desperation builds up untill right before it’s the rabbits turn.

The rabbit turns to the fox, “Fox, I might have a plan. Bite off my ear, trust me on this one!”

The fox does so, and the rabbit enters the office.

A few moments later, he gets out yelling, “I was rejected, guys!”

“Because of your ear?” they ask.

“Yes, because without it, I can’t detect the enemy as well,” says rabbit.

“Good thinking,” they say.

And with that in mind the fox turns to the bear, “Rip my tail off!”

The bear doesn’t even hesitate and does so.

Then, the fox takes his turn in the office.

After a while he comes back yelling, “I am rejected too! Without my tail, I can’t be as sneaky and agile as I need to be.”

Now it was the bear’s turn to ask, “Quickly, guys, knock out all of my teeth, because a bear without teeth isn’t scary at all!”

The rabbit and the fox start beating the muzzle of the bear, completly breaking his face untill there is no tooth is left in his mouth.

He then proceeds to go inside the doctor’s office.

Not long after he gets out, he shouts, “Rejecwew!”

“Nice,” they say. “Because of your teeth, right?”

“Nwo,“ says the bear. “Too fat.”

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“It’s a long tale,” said the fox.

“I’m all ears,” said the elephant.

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A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.

He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes.

So he calls emergency services and says,

“I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?”

“Well,” the operator said, “are they moving?”

“I don’t know,” he said. “But that would explain the suitcase.”

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I have the eyes of a hawk, the heart of a lion, the ears of a fox.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

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I said to my doctor, “I wake up thinking I’m a penguin, and by the end of the day I believe I’m an arctic fox.”

He told me I was bipolar.

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