Enjoy our team's carefully selected Forehead Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Don’t let them scan your forehead temperature at the grocery, it’s mind control!
I came in to get eggs and bread, left with a bottle of whisky.
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John came to school with a scar on his forehead.
Tom asked him what do you have on your face?
John answered that it was a scar and it was his father's fault.
John explained that he hit a nail with his fist, and his father told him that he really should use his head sometimes.
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I just got punched by my friend for trying to kiss his new baby on the forehead.
Apparently, I have to wait for the baby to be born first.
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A burglar broke into our house last night.
I didn’t shoot him. I just put the red laser dot on his forehead.
Our three cats did the rest.
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My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the ER now. Her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
Luckily, I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
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Your forehead is so big, you’ll never have enough hair for bangs.
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Your forehead is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself.
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I bet it’s cool, you can change the TV channels with your mind.
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At least you’ll never go broke...
You can always rent out parking spots on your forehead.
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With a forehead like yours, Dora would get lost exploring it.
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The good news is that you could make a lot of money by selling billboard space on your forehead.
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I wasn’t staring at you...
I was trying to figure out if that’s your forehead or the moon.
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Your forehead is so big you use an extra mattress as a pillow.
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Your forehead is so big that if Michelangelo ever started painting frescoes on your forehead, it would take him four years to complete it.
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Your forehead is so big it could carry all the passengers of the Titanic.
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Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
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Your forehead is so big your entire face is on your chin.
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Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
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Your forehead is so big, it gets home before you do.
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Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
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