Feet Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Foot Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What can you find on avocado feet?
Avoca-toes.
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk.”
The wasted wino asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Obviously relieved, the wino said, “That’s a relief — I thought I was a cripple.”
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Why did Spider-Man decide to join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet!
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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A man went to the doctor and said, “I think I am upside down.”
When the doctor asked why he felt like that, the man said, “Because my feet smell and my nose runs.”
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Why can’t your nose be 14 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
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Why was the man with the big nose sad?
He could really smell his feet!
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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