Flower Puns



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Flower Puns


What’s a Christian’s favorite flower?

Jesus Rose.

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I bought my wife 12 dozen red roses, but I don’t think she likes them.

She said that’s gross.

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It was a dull day, but I saw a pink colored rose.

I look at the bright seed of things.

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The rose had to inform his mom about a mishap.

He said, β€œI hate to be the bearer of bud news.”

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Why was the florist afraid of roses?

Quite honestly, she didn’t know where the fear stemmed from.

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What did the florist say to the customer who was trying to bargain over the price of the rose bouquet?

β€œTake it or leaf it bud!”

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Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors.

It’s always the first to rose and shine.

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What did the flower do when she was challenged?

Rose to the occasion.

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What’s a flower’s favorite band?

Guns n’ Roses.

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What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses?

Tulips.

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What’s Harry Styles’ favorite type of flower?

Styles-oni.

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Someone keeps sending me sunflowers with the heads cut off.

Think I have a stalker.

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Why am I so hot right now?

Because there’s a sunflower near me.

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The sunflower was feeling lonely.

He said he just wanted to get some-bud-y to love.

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The sunflower didn’t look very well.

I asked if he was feeling bouquet.

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Apparently, it’s good to talk to your sunflowers.

I tried to teach my sunflowers mathematics, but they ended up with square roots.

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Why do PokΓ©mons like to eat sunflower seeds?

Because they like to pick and chew.

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The sunflower couldn’t ride a bicycle anymore.

Its petals broke.

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I took a photo of my sunflower.

Now it can photosynthesize.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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What did the flower say when her son went off to college?

β€œI be-leaf in you.”

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What does the youngest flower child say?

β€œLast bud not least!”

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Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?

He just needed a kick in the bud.

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What did the alien say to the flower bed?

Take me to your weeder!

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