Flower Puns and Hilarious Flower Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Flower Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
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My wife complains that I don’t buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
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“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums... Could you use African violets instead?”
Replied the customer sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone.”
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The wife has just phoned me to tell me that 3 women in her office have received flowers today and they are absolutely gorgeous.
I said, “That’s probably why!”
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A man gives flowers to everyone in his family.
To his wife he gives roses.
To his parents he gives orchids.
To his daughters he gives daisies.
And to his sons he gives sunflowers.
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What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
“I be-leaf in you.”
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What does the youngest flower child say?
“Last bud not least!”
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Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
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It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
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What did the alien say to the flower bed?
Take me to your weeder!
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