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My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
βShe obviously has COVID,β my wife said.
βWhy?β I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, βBecause she has no taste.β
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A woman is flirting with a man at a bar.
She says, βHi, handsome, what do you do for a living?β
The man replies, βI work for KGB.β
βCool, tell me an interesting story!β
βAbout me or about you?β
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Whatβs the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
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I met a girl last night and after so flirting asked her if she wanted to come home with me to play βDoctorβ.
So when we got to my place, I left her sitting on my couch with a bunch of outdated magazines on the end table for 2 1/2 hours before I came out of my bedroom.
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A doctor just flirted with me. She also said that I was really sweet.
Well, her exact words were βseverely diabeticβ, but I know what she meant. I got the hint.
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A doctor and an archeologist start flirting.
After a while of, the doctor asks: βWhat do you do for a living?β
βIβm an archeologist,β she answers.
The doctor responds: βThen I guess this isnβt going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people.β
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What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?
Error in connecting to the server.
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This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.
I wish I could have read the signs.
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Traffic policeman: βDidnβt you hear my whistle, madam?β
Woman driver: βYes, but I donβt like flirting while Iβm driving.β
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What drink breaks the ice?
Flirt-Tea.
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How does a red panda flirt with her crush?
She gives them a bamboozling smile.
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