Flirt Jokes

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Flirt Jokes

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

β€œShe obviously has COVID,” my wife said.

β€œWhy?” I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, β€œBecause she has no taste.”

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A woman is flirting with a man at a bar.

She says, β€œHi, handsome, what do you do for a living?”

The man replies, β€œI work for KGB.”

β€œCool, tell me an interesting story!”

β€œAbout me or about you?”

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What’s the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?

One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.

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I met a girl last night and after so flirting asked her if she wanted to come home with me to play β€œDoctor”.

So when we got to my place, I left her sitting on my couch with a bunch of outdated magazines on the end table for 2 1/2 hours before I came out of my bedroom.

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A doctor just flirted with me. She also said that I was really sweet.

Well, her exact words were β€œseverely diabetic”, but I know what she meant. I got the hint.

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A doctor and an archeologist start flirting.

After a while of, the doctor asks: β€œWhat do you do for a living?”

β€œI’m an archeologist,” she answers.

The doctor responds: β€œThen I guess this isn’t going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people.”

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What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?

Error in connecting to the server.

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This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.

I wish I could have read the signs.

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Traffic policeman: β€œDidn’t you hear my whistle, madam?”

Woman driver: β€œYes, but I don’t like flirting while I’m driving.”

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What drink breaks the ice?


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How does a red panda flirt with her crush?

She gives them a bamboozling smile.

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