Flamingo Jokes



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Flamingo Jokes


It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo.

They get really blue.

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What looks like half a flamingo?

The other half.

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What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?

A flamingstop.

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It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird.

Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.

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What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?

The outside.

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Why are baby flamingos so badly behaved?

Because the parents never put their foot down.

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Why are flamingo’s legs so long?

Because if they weren’t then they couldn’t reach the ground.

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Flight allows flamingos to avoid predators.

Natural selection is why flamingstays are extinct.

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I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up...

If they pulled up both legs, they would fall over.

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What do you call a dead flamingo?

A flamin-ghost.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down.

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