Enjoy our team's carefully selected Fish Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving.
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
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Where do fish sleep in the summer?
On the seabed.
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What do you call a fish who raps?
Swim Shady.
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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
Aerial.
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If mermaid is woman, then what do you call a man version of mermaid?
Merbutler.
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Did you hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore?
It’s only a tale.
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Why don’t mermaids play badminton?
They might get caught in the net.
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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?
Dam.
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Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets.
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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.
There are a lot of cod artists out there.
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I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.
There’s something fishy about them.
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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn’t trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
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What do you call a Jewish fish?
Isra-eel.
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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise, it would be called suhe.
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I know everything there is to know about sushi.
You could say I’m an a-fish-onado.
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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
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I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
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What do you call a Goldfish cracker laced with Coke?
The snack that’s also crack.
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Did you hear about the pharmacist who got hit with a bottle of omega-3?
They are okay, the injuries were superfishoil.
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What is Spider-Man’s favorite sport?
Fly fishing.
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What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
By live stream.
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Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean?
The so-fish-ticated type.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
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Why don’t fish like playing basketball?
They are terrified of nets.
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Why are hockey players like goldfish?
You could tap on the glass and you’d get their attention.
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Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.
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