Enjoy our team's carefully selected February Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I’m going to get married on February 29th.
So I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
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What is in 2020s calendar?
January, February, Lockdown, December.
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Why do people take their time walking in February?
Because it’s not March.
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What do you say when someone dies between February 19th and March 20th?
Rest in Pisces.
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Dad: “Hey there kiddo, do you know which month has 28 days?”
Kid: “That’s easy, dad. February.”
Dad: “Haha! Wrong. They all do!”
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Why do women talk less in February?
Cause there are only 28 days.
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What month is Jake Paul’s favorite?
Feb-BRO-ary.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th.
She doesn’t exist.
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Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year.
Hers is in February and mine in July.
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Can February march?
No, but April may.
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I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.
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