Enjoy our team's carefully selected Falling Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Alcoholics donβt run in my family.
But sometimes they fall down the stairs.
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Why do people with vertigo hate autumn?
In case they have a bad fall.
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Did you know, you can make any dish an autumn dish by adding one simple step?
Try dropping it on the floor.
It really gives it that fall flavor.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.
It was the fall of the roaminβ umpire.
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The taller you are, the harder youβll fall.
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Guess what you call someone who never falls down the stairs?
A stair-voyant.
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How does the solar system keep its pants from falling down?
It uses an asteroid belt.
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Yo mamaβs breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out.
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Your mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital.
I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts.
When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, βSon, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder.β
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Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
If he raises them both, heβd fall down.
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Student: β503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?β
Teacher: β502.β
Student: βHow do you put an elephant in a fridge?β
Teacher: βNo you canβt fit an elephant in a fridge!β
Student: βJust open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.β
Student: βHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?β
Teacher: βOpen the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.β
Student: βNo! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.β
Student: βThe Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?β
Teacher: βThe lion?β
Student: βNo! The giraffe because heβs in a fridge.β
Student: βSally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?β
Teacher: βSally stepped on the alligator's mouth?β
Student: βThe gators are at the party.β
Student: βBut Sally dies anyway. Why?β
Teacher: βShe drowned?!β
Student: βNo! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.β
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