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The human brain is amazing.

It functions 24 hours a day, everyday since we were born and only stops when taking an exam.

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I have an archaeology exam tomorrow.

And it doesnโ€™t matter if I pass or fail because either way my futureโ€™s in ruins.

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I got caught cheating on my physics exam.

Furious, my professor said to me, โ€œI hope you understand the gravity of the situation!โ€

But if I had known that, I wouldnโ€™t be in this situation in the first place.

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I burst into tears right before my physics exam.

The professor asked, โ€œWhatโ€™s the matter?โ€

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My calculator stopped working mid-way through my exam.

I canโ€™t count on it anymore.

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Bit nervous about my maths exam.

Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.

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Teacher: โ€œIn the exam, you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.โ€

Pupil: โ€œHow long for the answers, sir?โ€

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Teacher: โ€œI hope I didnโ€™t see you looking at Timโ€™s exam paper.โ€

Pupil: โ€œI hope you didnโ€™t see me either!โ€

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A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

โ€œPlease, God,โ€ the little girl kept saying, โ€œBless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.โ€

โ€œWhy did you make such as strange request?โ€ the mother asked.

โ€œBecause thatโ€™s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!โ€

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An engineering student designed a robot that would take his exams for him.

The other designed a robot that could cheat off the first robot.

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Student: โ€œIโ€™ve been writing my exam for 2 hours but havenโ€™t answered a single question!!!โ€

Politics Teacher: โ€œWell done, thatโ€™s an A.โ€

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I missed a question on my biology exam today.

The question was: What are commonly found in cells?

I guess โ€œprisonersโ€ wasnโ€™t the right answer.

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I messaged my ex on the day before my exam.

I asked if he had any good cheating tips.

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I could feel the exam in my stomach.

It was kinda quizzy.

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A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a true/false test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers.

The statistics professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coinโ€ฆ writing the answerโ€ฆ flipping the coinโ€ฆ writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final, except for the one student.

The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying, โ€œListen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didnโ€™t even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?โ€

The student replies bitterly (as he is still flipping the coin), โ€œShhh! I am checking my answers!โ€

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I told my dad I couldnโ€™t believe Iโ€™d failed my biology exam.

He said, โ€œIโ€™m your mum!โ€

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During a biology exam, a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

Heโ€™s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

โ€“ Contains all the nutrients a baby needs.

โ€“ Doesnโ€™t need heating.

But he still needs one more.

And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

โ€“ Has great packaging.

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How did the teacher find out that Shohag copied Danikaโ€™s exam paper?

Because when Danika said โ€œI donโ€™t knowโ€, Shohag said โ€œMe neitherโ€.

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I said to my teacher, โ€œI donโ€™t think I deserved a zero for this exam.โ€

She said, โ€œI agree, but I couldnโ€™t give you any less.โ€

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