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A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

“Please, God,” the little girl kept saying, “Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.”

“Why did you make such as strange request?” the mother asked.

“Because that’s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!”

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An engineering student designed a robot that would take his exams for him.

The other designed a robot that could cheat off the first robot.

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Student: “I’ve been writing my exam for 2 hours but haven’t answered a single question!!!”

Politics Teacher: “Well done, that’s an A.”

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I missed a question on my biology exam today.

The question was: What are commonly found in cells?

I guess “prisoners” wasn’t the right answer.

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I messaged my ex on the day before my exam.

I asked if he had any good cheating tips.

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I could feel the exam in my stomach.

It was kinda quizzy.

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A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a true/false test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers.

The statistics professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin… writing the answer… flipping the coin… writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final, except for the one student.

The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying, “Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn’t even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?”

The student replies bitterly (as he is still flipping the coin), “Shhh! I am checking my answers!”

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I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.

He said, “I’m your mum!”

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During a biology exam, a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

– Contains all the nutrients a baby needs.

– Doesn’t need heating.

But he still needs one more.

And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

– Has great packaging.

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How did the teacher find out that Shohag copied Danika’s exam paper?

Because when Danika said “I don’t know”, Shohag said “Me neither”.

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I said to my teacher, “I don’t think I deserved a zero for this exam.”

She said, “I agree, but I couldn’t give you any less.”

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