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English Teacher Jokes


My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life.

However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.

I guess you can say it’s an auto-biography.

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An English teacher was getting late for school on Teachers’ Day.

Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.

He gladly gave him all of his students’ essays to grade and drove off.

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Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: I ain’t had no fun in months.

β€œNow, how should I correct this sentence?” asks the teacher.

β€œGet a new boyfriend,” said Little Johnny.

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The English teacher in India.

Teacher: β€œTell me a sentence that starts with an β€˜I’.”

Student: β€œI is the...”

Teacher: β€œStop! Never put β€˜is’ after an β€˜I’. Always put β€˜am’ after an β€˜I’.”

Student: β€œOK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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My English teacher asked if I could explain brevity better.

β€œShort answer – no. Long answer – yes.”

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A student holds a gun to his English teacher, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!”

English teacher: β€œYou mean history.”

Student: β€œDon’t change the subject!”

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English teacher: β€œGive me the opposite of this sentence: Children in the dark make mistakes.”

Student: β€œMistakes in the dark make children.”

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What do English teachers do on Reddit?

Edit grammar.

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What do you get when you cross a Software Engineer with an English teacher?

A programmar.

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My English teacher said I had to write 1000 words on the new Margaret Atwood novel.

I managed about 50 before the librarian snatched it back off me.

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My English teacher used to quote Lord of the Rings to us.

She used to say β€œYou shall not pass!”

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β€œDad, I don’t want to go to school today,” said the boy.

β€œWhy not, son?”

β€œWell, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”

β€œBut why don’t you want to go today?”

β€œBecause our English teacher died yesterday!”

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