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Elon Musk Jokes


Why doesn’t Elon Musk like Taco Bell?

It gives him gas.

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Did you hear Elon Musk opened a storefront down at the mall?

β€œSpace for Rent”.

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Elon Musk has come up with a foolproof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter.

He plans to buy it.

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What’s the difference between Elon Musk and a lemur?

Elon Musk made an electric car.

Lemur Mad-a-gas-car.

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The good news is Elon Musk is turning Twitter headquarters into a homeless shelter.

The bad news is it can only house 280 characters or less.

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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?

They have more of an Elon Musk.

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What did Elon Musk get when changing Twitter’s name?

A bunch of X-employees.

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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.

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Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them.

To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one.

He’s going to call it YouTwitFace.

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