Enjoy our team's carefully selected Elf on the Shelf Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What type of elf has lots of books?
A bookshelf.
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My great uncle Chuck started the Elf on a Shelf tradition.
Well, actually he was a drunk on a bunk, but we toned it down for the kids.
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If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
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What kind of money did the Elf on the Shelf use?
Jingle bills.
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What does the Elf on the Shelf use to write with on the blackboard?
Chalk-olate.
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What was the Elf on the Shelf’s favorite Olympic event?
North Pole-vault.
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Why is the Elf on the Shelf’s favorite school subject?
Spilling.
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How do you make an Elf on the Shelf fast?
You don’t feed her.
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What do you call a female elf?
Shelf.
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How do you measure an Elf on the Shelf?
In Santameters.
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What did the Elf on the Shelf put on his face after shaving?
Elftershave.
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What’s the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf?
Mensch on a Bench
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What do American Elves on the Shelf drink?
Minniesodas.
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What happened to the Elf on the Shelf who met a skunk?
He became elfully stinky!
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Which one of Santa’s helpers visits mermaids?
The Elf on the Shelfish.
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