Elephant Jokes



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Elephant Jokes


How do elephants bathe?

With their trunks on.

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Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo, they thought the elephants escaped.

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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?

It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

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You know you’re 50 when your face has more wrinkles than an elephant’s backside.

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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, β€œWho is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey says, β€œYou are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, β€œWho is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The terrified ox stammers, β€œOh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, β€œWho is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, β€œJust because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”

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Koala: β€œWhat do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: β€œYour koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: β€œDon’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: β€œThis arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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β€œIt’s a long tale,” said the fox.

β€œI’m all ears,” said the elephant.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room.

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An elephant, a giraffe and a penguin walk in to a bar.

It’s at this point I realize that there is something wrong with my pint.

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Monkey sees an Elephant climbing a banana tree.

Confused, monkey calls out to elephant, β€œHey, elephant, why are you climbing that tree?”

Elephant says, β€œI’m going to eat me a mango!”

Monkey responds, β€œBut that isn’t a mango tree!”

Elephant says, β€œDon’t worry about it, I brought my own.”

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Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

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An elephant and an ape go to a party together. They want to bring some snacks: crackers and dips.

Which of them buys the crackers?

The elephant. Because the ape always buys the dip.

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β€œDo you know the difference between a fly and an elephant?”

β€œNo.”

β€œWow! You’d better see somebody then.”

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Guess why elephants always get the first word?

Because their opinion carries a lot of weight!

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Why are elephant’s noses so big?

So they can scratch their bums!

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Yo mama’s appetite is so huge even after eating an elephant for breakfast she demanded a whale as dessert.

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